Dear Shannon Stewart,
Batgirl hasn't given you nearly enough love. I mean, you're like a real professional baseball player. And every night, you go like 5 for 6. And other people may be all splashy with all their upper deck homeruns, and you come in and quietly get a hit every freakin' time you're at bat. You were 2 for 4 tonight, which I know is a little bit of an off night for you, but your first hit was a gorgeous double, scoring Luis Rivas and giving us the second run of the game. Plus, you look so damn good out there, and we haven't lost a single game since you came off the DL. And that, Shannon Stewart, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day.
Love,
Batgirl
Field/Readers 16, Corey/Jeb 11, Dougie/Goober 9, Sooz/Shannon 8, Joe/Batgirl 6.
Posted by Batgirl at August 4, 2004 09:34 PM