Dear Justin Morneau,

Yesterday you seemed to be growing some sort of weird Canadian-style beard, and you did not hit any homeruns. Today, you shaved off the beard (thanks, of course, to Batgirl) and you hit two homeruns. I think the implications are obvious.

Boy, it sure is fun having you in the line-up. Batgirl always shushed the people who insisted you needed to be called up from Rochester to replace Dougie; she said Ryan would call you up when you were ready. Well, you're sure ready, as you proved today with your two two-run homers, making you the Boyfriend of the Day. Just keep that face clean!

Love,
Batgirl