The Santana-Nathan '04 Victory rally was a gigantic success! The delegates unanimously adopted a three-plank platform: (1) bitches should be sat down; (2) walks will haunt; and (3) closer relations with Venezuela. Even better, our nominee struck out 14. Well done, Batlings!

Dick: "A winning ticket right there. And if they did run, how could anybody run a negative campaign against those two guys!"
Bert: "Ha! Ha!"

Batlings Gone Wild, Minneapolis.

TwinsDemiGodess 1 to TwinsDemiGodess 2: We're gonna need more Js

The Batlings were very patient and didn't complain that it was hard to see over Team Batgirl's enormous cartoon heads.