It's been a long time since we’ve done anything with the B.O.D. competition, and it wasn't until later in the game that Batgirl realized we actually had three boyfriends playing tonight. Between Mr. Wrist and Mr. Concussion and Mr. Bionic Body Parts (not to mention dear Mr. Knee Injury) it's been a sorry September for boyfriends. And while she knows the following decision will put the race out of reach for Team Batgirl, she has to give the B.O.D. to Johan Santana. It wasn't his sharpest outing, but it didn't matter. He got his 20th win tonight and broke Bert Blyleven's 30-year single-season club strikeout record, he broke a 3-game losing streak, and he taught Batgirl how to dream again. You, Johan K. Santana, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 17, Corey/Jeb 12, Shannon/ Sooz 11, Dr. Morneau/Goober 9, Joe/Batgirl 6.