Well, Jeez. I mean, Jeez. What are you going to do when you have the GREATEST OUTFIELD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD? When Shannon Stewart isn't making nice catches in the outfield, he's getting the game's first RBI. Meanwhile, Torii Hunter is doing that voodoo he do so well all over the outfield, gunning down Jorge Posada at home and stealing a homer from poor sad little A-Rod. Poor A-Rod! Oh, and then there was Mr. Jones, fresh off the plane from preparing for his father's funeral, who had a .003 lifetime batting average against Mussina, cranking the ball into the leftfield porch. It was all so beautiful, and that's why you, our outfield, are the Boyfriends of the Day.

Field/Readers 20, Corey/Jeb 12, Shannon/ Sooz 12, Dr. Morneau/Goober 9, Chairman Mauer/Batgirl 6. (Two points for each boyfriend in the postseason!)