“Who can turn the world on with his smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?”

And, for that matter, who can win the coveted B.O.D. with one swing of the bat?

Joe Mays only gave up two runs, Lew Ford was 2-3 with a RBI, but in the top of the 11th with the bases loaded the good doctor strode to the plate, muttered, “nothing is anywhere simply present or absent,” and smacked a base-clearing double.

“Love is all around, no need to waste it!
You can have the town, why don't you take it!
You're gonna make it after all!
You're gonna make it after all!”

...And you’re the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 8, Jeb/Lewwww 6, Sooz/ Stewie 5, Goober/Dr. Morneau 5, Batgirl/Joe 2.