Batgirl is very pleased to announce the publication of a children's fantasy by her extremely close personal friend.

If you are a person who likes books, surely you will like THE SHADOW THIEVES. Batgirl recommends going to bookstores repeatedly and asking for it in as loud a voice as possible. She also recommends telling everyone you know about it. And, of course, visiting the website for the trilogy—yes, that's right, THE SHADOW THIEVES is the first in a trilogy! Of books! Three of them!—where you can do exciting funtivities like read the first chapter, play a thrilling matching game, and learn about the wonderful world of Greek myths. Surely, even if you don’t like books, you should read --if only to see Batgirl's close personal friend go for 80,000 words without using the words "suck" or "ass."

Batgirl apologizes but she will be putting an advertisement for the book on the sidebar. Jeb is making her.