Photographer Aaron Reynolds has been generous enough to send Batgirl these lovely pictures of the various strategies of Twins players trying to get the ass out of their bats.

Little Nicky Punto tries to hit ball using the force (and closed eyes).

Huh. Lew said it would work!





Dr. Morneau tries talking gently to his bat.





Sweetcheeks swings a hot bat.





Rondell's Extendo Bat





If these guys can't bat, I will.





Me too!





And Stelly makes three!





I think it's smiling at me...