Oh, Batgirl's a sentimentalist. And under BOD rules she should be giving this to the Chairman for putting the Twins on the board, but, you know, chicks dig the long ball, especially when that long ball puts the Twins ahead and it's been so damned long since we've been ahead in any way shape or form, and in Japan the whole Boyfriend of the Day thing has gone all corporate, but here it is something pure and beautiful and that is why the BODSHC is awarding T-Fat his very first Boyfriend of the Day.

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