Oh, hell, I don't know. Being a BODSHC isn't all glory, you know, all huzzahs and hosannahs. There's real work involved. And stress, too, you can't imagine the stress. Like today. BG was all set to give it to Johan, who is the boyfriend of every day, but his eighth inning got a little wobbly. And then there's Castillo for his 2 RBIs and a great day at the plate. And then there's the Royal defense for doing the things they do so well. This was a game where everyone did well (except maybe Little Nicky, but it's hard to be a tiny superhero every day. And so Batgirl begins at the beginning, a very good place to start, and finds at the top of the order Shannon Stewart, at 3 for 4 with a walk, one run, and no one left on base. And things have been hard, they really have, and that whole getting-on-base-four-times-in-a-game and not-leaving-anyone-on and all are behaviors BG wants to reward, plus he just had a baby, plus Sooz is getting kind of cranky with Batgirl and no one wants that, and that makes Shannon Stewart the Boyfriend of the Day.

Batbaby/Torii: 3; Readers/The Field: 3; Goober/Justin: 1; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Sooz/Stewie 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 0