Ummm….huh. Does anyone remember how this thing works? Batgirl never thought she'd see one of these again and as a result moved the intricate and extensive BOD rules out of her mind in favor of things like her frequent flyer numbers and the crisis number hotline. She's not entirely sure, of course, but this B.O.D. seems to be some kind of strange "player of the day" with some people weighted more than others. But strangely none of those people are Johan K. Santana. Weird. Because obviously Mr. Santana is the only thing separating the Twins (not to mention Batgirl) from oblivion. Sure, his April wasn't so good, but we knew that, we're used to that. All that matters is that Johan is back now, sitting down the bitches and keeping them off the basepaths and keeping this band of Whiffy McStrikeoutPantses in the game, and that, Johan Santana, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day.