I don't know guys, this is a tough one. When 2 of your runs come from grounding into double plays and one from a guy getting beaned with the bases loaded, it's hard to really reward excellence. Really only one of our runs today came on a real live base hit—Sweetcheeks' insurance single in the seventh to score LNP. You know the thing about insurance? Sometimes you really go back and forth on whether or not to get it and then you do and something bad happens and you say, "Wow, I'm so glad I got that insurance." Like, say, when Boo loses his mind and turns a three run lead into a one run lead, and then suddenly that insurance run becomes your lifeblood, and that makes you, Torii Hunter, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 5; Batbaby/Torii: 5; Sooz/Stewie 2; Goober/Dr. Morneau: 2; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 0