The BODSHC wavered a good deal tonight, and in fact began to write an entry for the Chairman, who is the greatest baseball player of all time, but the by laws specifically call for the coveted award to go to that boyfriend who most contributed to the Twins victory--and Lew Ford's 2 run double (which would have been three had Little Nicky Punto not frozen like prey in a wide open prairie at 3rd) gave the Twins a healthy cushion on a day when the heavy responsibilities of the office began to wear on El Presidente, and that makes you, Lew Fordwalker, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 6; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Goober/ Dr. Morneau 5; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2.