When Rondell White left to get his shoulder loosened (Batgirl imagines the doctor taking a screwdriver, muttering 'Righty tighty lefty loosey' and turning) it seemed there was a chance the source of his sheer crapitude had been found. But then he didn't exactly tear up his rehab assignment, and BG wondered if he was even going to make it back with the team, but injury to the entire outfield rendered that question moot. In White's first appearance today, he grounded out. In his second, that-guy-who's-not-Coco-Crisp lost the ball in the lights and White had a gift double, then on Jason Tyner's hit he chugged home so fast he scared the ball right out of Victor Martinez's hands. Then, in the third, he pulled the crap out of a ball that ended up landing foul somewhere between Juan Rincon and Rick Stelmazeck in the Twins bullpen and the guy behind Batgirl said, "That's the best swing he's had all year." It quickly became the second best as Rondell launched the ball over the left field seats, giving him his long-awaited first home run of the year. And it was a beautiful sight. This, Rondell White, is the Boyfriend of the Day. Do you like it? Isn't it fun? Want more? I thought you did.

Goober/Doctor: 16; Readers/The Field: 14; Batbaby/Torii: 8; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 3.

Readers, help BG. There are three Team Batgirl boyfriends on the DL. What the heck do we do with this?