Dear Gwynn, I don't know. I need oxygen. Does anyone have any oxygen? This should probably go to the President, or the VP or Li'l Rod, but you know Batgirl's apoplectic right now and the sight of Lew Ford chugging around the bases just made Batgirl so very, very happy, and frankly Batgirl doesn’t know how many more times she's going to get to do this, so for the dinger putting the Twins on the board and ensuring we won't get shut out by the Royals, not to mention some mad hustle later in the game, and for bringing so much joy into Batgirl's life with all that crazy voodoo you do…

…you, Lew Fordwalker, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 26; Goober/Doctor 25; BatBabii/Torii 16; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batgirl/Chairman 8; Jeb/Lewwww 5.