Outfield--Stewart, Hunter, Jones
1b--Dougie Defence
DH--Dr. Morneau
C--Matty Go Boom LeCroy
Benched--Luscious Lew Ford

Batgirl hasn't yet heard Gardy on the issue, but as the old saying goes, Better to bench Luscious Lew against the Orioles than against the Bitch Sox.

[edit: Gardy says: a) we can't kill Blanco b) He wants to keep Justin Morneau's bat in the line-up c) Dougie needs some at-bats d) They wanted to give Lew-Lew a break, he's been a little worn out e) he hasn't had any crabcakes yet, because he didn't have any last night and they won.]

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