Soon, we will move into the post-season and that means Boyfriend of the Day points DOUBLE. How much excitement is that? That's 100% double your BOD fun. And it seems like we never have BOD's anymore, what with people getting hurt and the, you know, losing all the time. But today a classic boyfriend gave us some classic love, pretty much single-handedly breaking the Twins out of their period of betrayal and loss. Some Cleveland pitcher, I don't really know who he was, held the Twins scoreless until one out in the seventh, until Corey Koskie said, "I've had enough of this ass-crap," and lofted the ball off the Vikings press box, where it hit a piece of solid Quartz Cambrium and smashed it to bits. The next inning, he came up with the bases loaded and hit a beautiful single to left, giving the Twins something very precious to Batgirl—a lead. And that's why you, Corey Koskie, are the boyfriend of the day.

Field/Readers 17, Corey/Jeb 13, Shannon/ Sooz 11, Dr. Morneau/Goober 9